Dumb stuff people have asked/done before and after my wife and I had our son

Just thought I’d share some of the stupid things people have asked and/or done since my wife and I announced we were having a kid and after he was born.

• What are you going to do if he’s allergic to your cats?
  • I replied “Get rid of the kid”, no one got the joke……
• Is he a good baby?
  • Wife always wants to say “Nope, I’m going to return him”
• Can I hold him?
  • Sure, I’ll let a complete stranger hold him.  NOT!!!!
• What’s that white stuff on your shirt?
  • Hmm, I have a baby, its probably spit up.

I’m sure there is more, I just can’t think of it right now.