Just thought I’d share some of the stupid things people have asked and/or done since my wife and I announced we were having a kid and after he was born.
- What are you going to do if he’s allergic to your cats?
- I replied “Get rid of the kid”, no one got the joke……
- Is he a good baby?
- Wife always wants to say “Nope, I’m going to return him”
- Can I hold him?
- Sure, I’ll let a complete stranger hold him. NOT!!!!
- What’s that white stuff on your shirt?
- Hmm, I have a baby, its probably spit up.
I’m sure there is more, I just can’t think of it right now.