Dumb stuff people have asked/done before and after my wife and I had our son

Sunday, June 7th, 2015

Just thought I’d share some of the stupid things people have asked and/or done since my wife and I announced we were having a kid and after he was born.

 

  • What are you going to do if he’s allergic to your cats?
    • I replied “Get rid of the kid”, no one got the joke……
  • Is he a good baby?
    • Wife always wants to say “Nope, I’m going to return him”
  • Can I hold him?
    • Sure, I’ll let a complete stranger hold him.  NOT!!!!
  • What’s that white stuff on your shirt?
    • Hmm, I have a baby, its probably spit up.

I’m sure there is more, I just can’t think of it right now.

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